ask a goofball Date:
March 21st, 2008
From:
A Curious Party
Question:
I was in the shower today and I was reading the back of my herbal essences shampoo bottle and came across a trivia question. "How many bubbles are there on average in a bottle of champagne?" My question to you Mr. Goofball is how does one come about making a conclusion as to how many bubbles are in a bottle of champagne?

Goofball Answer:

Curious Party,

It was my understanding that anyone using Herbal Essences™ shampoo would be too caught up in orgasmic rapture to concern themselves with champagne bubble quantification.

You've shaken my faith in advertising, Curious Party. Thanks a lot.

But to your question about coming about to making a conclusion as to how many bubbles are in a bottle of champagne, that's easy. Count 'em.

If you want to know how many there are "on average", get a bunch of bottles of champagne and count the bubbles in each. Then do some statistics. Take a look at someone else's question about Tootsie Pops™ for reference.

~ topher

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