Date:
April 26th, 2008
From:
A Curious Party
Question:
What is the first quality you notice in a woman? Also, what is the one thing a woman has to have and absolutely can't have for you to notice her?
Goofball Answer:
Curious Party,
There are obviously a couple of ways in which I could notice a woman. So to hopefully answer your question I'm going to address two kinds of noticing—the physical kind and the personality kind.
Physical noticing (usually the first noticing to take place): The first thing I tend to notice in a woman are her arresting eyes and ready smile. These will always catch me first. When I began trying to think of things a woman "has to have" for me to notice her, I couldn't think of a single physical imperative. There are no requirements, so to speak. But I can think of a couple helpful things: baseball caps, short hair (or a ponytail), crutches, or a nice pair of somewhat faded jeans, for instance.
When it comes to things that will immediately make me stop noticing a woman, I can think of two—a cigarette or sweat pants with any of the following words on the ass: PINK, HOT, LUCKY, PRINCESS, BITCH, NAUGHTY...oh screw it, if there's anything written on your ass I'm no longer interested.
Personality noticing (usually a later form of noticing): The first thing I notice is intelligence, followed quickly thereafter by wit, confidence, optimism, and self-sufficiency.
If you don't want me to notice your wonderful personality, simply cover it up with an unreasonable fear of things, an inability to form your own opinions, perfectionism, pessimism, or by taking yourself too seriously.
Summary: In short, if you're cute and fun and get a kick out of taking pokes at me, you'll catch my attention for sure.
~ topher