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Goofball Answer:

trobe,

While I appreciate your confidence in my capabilities as a goofball, I must maintain an appropriate level of humility and point out that I am not the goofball. Rather, I am simply a goofball. As goofballs go I try to give it all I've got (see broken bones map), but by no reasonable measure can we call me the goofball.

Anyway, let me address your question. According to Google Analytics™ (which I use to monitor seek-fun.com, because it provides me all kinds of wonderful, geeky charts and data), the website has received roughly 600 page-views in the past month. Of those 600, 30% have been to the Ask a Goofball™ section. Alas, unless you've checked out Ask a Goofball™ 180 times or so in the past 30 days yourself, I'd say you are not the only person checking these pages. Ostensibly there are others. (Note: if you have checked this section 6 times per day for the past month, please get a life.)

So people, let's get some questions submitted here. Really. While I may not be the goofball, I am still quite highly qualified as a goofball, and I am ready to consider your questions—any questions whatsoever. Seriously, how often do you get to ask any question you desire of someone who has actually been robbed by a ninja?

~ topher