Welcome to topher's 'thoughts' pages

Here is where I attempt to be creative, witty, and intelligent while waxing on topics of interest, humor, or frustration to me. It's my soapbox. I use these pages to share, vent, and—perhaps—persuade. I hope that at least occasionally I'll inspire. Whatever the purpose, I hope others find entertainment, meaning, or both in some or all of my little quips.

Where I believe it's necessary, I've attempted to find sources to support my claims and statements. I will include these in the thoughts so you may review my blatherings and check my facts. I openly accept suggestions, questions, responses, rebuttals, criticisms, and adventurous propositions. Please email me.

~ topher

Select thoughts by     
Thought Title Publication Year New Thoughts Thoughts With Pics Thoughts With Graphs Thoughts With References
Apples and Oranges2006   
Truths 32008    
Doors Unopened2008    
Kill Your Television2008   
Roadtrip To The Sun1991    
Laser Printer2006    
Ode To Ani Difranco2004    
Asswipe Ergonomics2008   
To Hard for God2007 
Helicopter Nudism2007   
Wave Theory2008    
Chasing Smiles2008    
Staring Straight2007    
The Grocer2004    
Cotyledon2007    
Hostages Guide To The Galaxy2007  
The Shampoo Verses2008    
Beauty2004    
Mistakes and Opportunities2004    
Wall Street2007    
Bookends2010   
Done and Said2007    
Here Goes Everything or Here Comes Nothing2008    
Test Tubes2004    
Truths2005    
Minivans2004    
Very2004    
Subsidizing Laziness2004   
Label Chasing2007    
Hypothetical Panty Economics2007   
Bad Idea2007  
Amoebic Sludge2008   
Ambitions and Apprehensions2007    
The Acid Test2007   
Mopeds2005   
Yesterday Presented As Syllogism, Syllogism Offered As Art2008    
Childish Questions2006    
Footprints2007    
The Wonder Years, You Know?2007  
Societal Homogeneity2007 
Coil Shuffling2007  
The Pen Slipped2008   
'Til The Curtain Falls2007    
What I Learned From My Mullet-Perm2008    
'Tween Hitherto and Henceforth2007    
One Step Backwards2006   
Sincerity2004    
Truths 22007    
Safety and Control2006    
topher's Statement of Purpose and Principles2007    
Bottomless Coffee2008    
Anthropic Arrogance2008   


Newest Thought:

Bookends

Can't decide?

A randomly-selected thought from topher's growing collection:
Bottomless Coffee