Welcome to topher's 'thoughts' pages

Here is where I attempt to be creative, witty, and intelligent while waxing on topics of interest, humor, or frustration to me. It's my soapbox. I use these pages to share, vent, and—perhaps—persuade. I hope that at least occasionally I'll inspire. Whatever the purpose, I hope others find entertainment, meaning, or both in some or all of my little quips.

Where I believe it's necessary, I've attempted to find sources to support my claims and statements. I will include these in the thoughts so you may review my blatherings and check my facts. I openly accept suggestions, questions, responses, rebuttals, criticisms, and adventurous propositions. Please email me.

~ topher

Select thoughts by     
Thought Title Publication Year New Thoughts Thoughts With Pics Thoughts With Graphs Thoughts With References
Kill Your Television2008   
Subsidizing Laziness2004   
Cotyledon2007    
Very2004    
Societal Homogeneity2007 
Doors Unopened2008    
Amoebic Sludge2008   
To Hard for God2007 
Mistakes and Opportunities2004    
Ode To Ani Difranco2004    
Hypothetical Panty Economics2007   
Yesterday Presented As Syllogism, Syllogism Offered As Art2008    
Roadtrip To The Sun1991    
Hostages Guide To The Galaxy2007  
'Til The Curtain Falls2007    
Truths 22007    
Asswipe Ergonomics2008   
Here Goes Everything or Here Comes Nothing2008    
Laser Printer2006    
Bookends2010   
Wave Theory2008    
Wall Street2007    
topher's Statement of Purpose and Principles2007    
The Grocer2004    
Helicopter Nudism2007   
The Wonder Years, You Know?2007  
Staring Straight2007    
The Shampoo Verses2008    
One Step Backwards2006   
Sincerity2004    
Test Tubes2004    
Beauty2004    
Apples and Oranges2006   
Footprints2007    
Bottomless Coffee2008    
Childish Questions2006    
Truths 32008    
Ambitions and Apprehensions2007    
Anthropic Arrogance2008   
'Tween Hitherto and Henceforth2007    
Chasing Smiles2008    
Truths2005    
The Acid Test2007   
Mopeds2005   
Safety and Control2006    
Coil Shuffling2007  
Minivans2004    
Done and Said2007    
The Pen Slipped2008   
What I Learned From My Mullet-Perm2008    
Bad Idea2007  
Label Chasing2007    


Newest Thought:

Bookends

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A randomly-selected thought from topher's growing collection:
Wall Street