Truths — July, 2005
I hold these truths to be self-evident:
If it's worth a daydream, it's worth a roadtrip.
Pain fades away, but smiles stick with you somehow.
When the going gets tough, it's time to compose a photo or two.
We should be as willing to use apologies as we are excuses.
Euphemism is fun. Dysphemism more so.
It's supposed to be trimmed; for goodness' sake, keep it trimmed.
There is only one reality TV show: America's Funniest Videos.
A scar is a story; the most interesting people have a table of contents.
There is nothing more powerful, nor splendid, than a curious child.
Vacation days don't accrue interest.
Metaphor blows simile out of the water.
Worse than ignorance is opinionated ignorance.
Hyperbole makes the world go around.
Your car came equipped with turn signals.
~ topher