Truths: 2 — May, 2007
I hold these truths to be self-evident—except for one of them:
Less than 1% of the things in your closet should be unable to survive a trip through the dryer.
If your relationship is running on cruise-control, trouble is just around the bend.
All cordless power tools are mediocre—at best.
The leading edge of the toilet paper should present itself to the user, not the wall.
Most of us would be better off living east of where we work.
Social labels encourage intellectual laziness.
All the strength you've ever needed is inside you.
It is impossible not to occassionally spell occasional wrong.
If you're sitting around waiting to be sure, you're just sitting around waiting.
There are worse places to get lost than in a bookstore.
Curiosity is the only thing that could have truly killed Schrödinger's cat.
The easy things aren't worth shit compared to the things for which we struggle.
Your car came equipped with turn signals.
~ topher