Truths 3 — March, 2008
I hold these truths to be self-evident—most of 'em, anyway:
If the fruit isn't on the bottom, it isn't yogurt; it's more like plastic.
Dealers only throw cards to those who have put chips on the table.
Pie charts suck.
3-D pie charts suck more.
Drugs are expensive; endorphins are complimentary.
You should never put yourself out for someone who marginalizes you.
Just because you put it in PowerPoint™ doesn't mean it's interesting, or accurate.
If you're sitting around waiting to be sure, you're just sitting around.
Progress occurs outside the sphere of certainty—routine happens within.
That the opportunity is passing doesn't mean you must let it.
Failure is always a possibility, even when you're trying to fail.
Poetry hath no fury like a woman scorned.
Your mean age is always increasing. But by acting young, you can skew the data.
It's happening whether you bear witness to it or not.
Your car came equipped with turn signals.
~ topher